Jokes: Little Johnny 3.3.4



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Over 1100 of the infamous 'Little Johnny' jokes. ***Strongest possible warning, These jokes are rude, dirty, contain swearing and will offend most people****Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the appExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):"The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence."Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes."""During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was f**k this and f**k that. Teacher "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using"Johnny "there are worse words than that miss, like murder and death"Teacher "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death"Johnny "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be f****d than killed"""One night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Uncle Bill died. He woke up and that evening, his dad got a call saying that Uncle Bill died. The next night, Little Johnny went to sleep and dreamt his Aunt Joy died. He woke up, and then that evening, his dad got a call saying that Aunt Joy died. He told his daddy, "Two days ago, I had a dream Uncle Bill died, and then yesterday, I had a dream Aunt Joy died. His dad said, "that's just a coincidence." The next morning he tells his dad, "I had a dream that my dad died." His dad was terrified. He had the worst day at work and took every precaution. He didn't eat any of the food in case of food poisoning, and he drove slowly in case of a car wreck. When he finally got home, Little Johnny's mom asks him how his day at work was. "Much more horrible than your day I'm sure," his dad replied. "I don't know," said his mom, "The milkman dropped dead on the front porch today!""Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"Daddy is relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.Johnny cries out "HANG ON TIGHT DADDY! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!""N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

About Jokes: Little Johnny

Jokes: Little Johnny is a free app for Android published in the Other list of apps, part of Home & Hobby.

The company that develops Jokes: Little Johnny is APPsolutely Fabulous. The latest version released by its developer is 3.3.4. This app was rated by 1 users of our site and has an average rating of 4.0.

To install Jokes: Little Johnny on your Android device, just click the green Continue To App button above to start the installation process. The app is listed on our website since 2013-04-05 and was downloaded 25 times. We have already checked if the download link is safe, however for your own protection we recommend that you scan the downloaded app with your antivirus. Your antivirus may detect the Jokes: Little Johnny as malware as malware if the download link to com.appfab.jokeslittleJ is broken.

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Downloads: 25
Updated At: 2024-03-06
Publisher: APPsolutely Fabulous
Operating System: Android
License Type: Free